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Dato che di PHP non so un'H qualche anima buona può
convertirmi il seguente codice PHP nella relativa paginetta
in C#?

Grazie mille a chi saprà e riuscirà ad aiutarmi.

codice:
<html>
<head>
<body background="silver" text="Blue" link="Blue" vlink="Blue" alink="Blue">
<title>Name of Server</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
.r {
	color: Black;
}
-->
</style>
</head>
<body>
<center> 
<?php 
$ipaddr = "odino.deepabyss.org";
$port = "5121";
$timeout = 5;
$connect = fsockopen( "udp://" . $ipaddr, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout );
if ( ! $connect )
 {
  print( "<h1>Server is down</h1>
\n" );
  print( "<h3>ERROR: $errno - $errstr</h3>
\n" );
  exit;
 }
else
 {
  socket_set_timeout( $connect, $timeout );
  $send = "\xFE\xFD\x00\xE0\xEB\x2D\x0E\x14\x01\x0B\x01\x05\x08\x0A\x33\x34\x35\x13\x04\x36\x37\x38\x39\x14\x3A\x3B\x3C\x3D\x00\x00";
  fwrite( $connect, $send );
  $output = fread( $connect, 5000 );
  if ( ! $output )
   {
	print ( "<h1>Server is down.
</h1>\n" );
    }
   else
	{
	 $lines = explode( "\x00", $output );
	 print( "<u>Server IP:</u> <i class='r'>$ipaddr[/i]:<i class='r'>$port[/i]
\n" );
	 print( "<u>Server Status:</u> <i class='r'>Online[/i]
\n" );
	 print( "Game Category: <i class='r'>" );
	 if ( $lines[16] == "274" )
      {
	   print( "Action[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "363" ) {
			print( "Story[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "364" ) {
			print( "Story Lite[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "275" ) {
			print( "Role Play[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "276" ) {
			print( "Team[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "365" ) {
			print( "Melee[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "366" ) {
			print( "Arena[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "277" ) {
			print( "Social[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "279" ) {
			print( "Alternative[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "278" ) {
			print( "PW Action[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "367" ) {
			print( "PW Story[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "368" ) {
			print( "Solo[/i]
\n" );
		} elseif ( $lines[16] == "370" ) {
			print( "Tech Support[/i]
\n" );
		}
		print( "<u>Play Type:</u> <i class='r'>$lines[2][/i]
\n" );
		print( "<u>Game Name:</u> <i class='r'>$lines[3][/i]
\n" );
		print( "<u>Module Name:</u> <i class='r'>$lines[4][/i]
\n" );
		print( "<u>Version Number:</u> <i class='r'>$lines[14]" );
		if ( $lines[20] == '1' ) {
			print( " / XP-1 " );
		} elseif ( $lines[20] == '2' ) {
			print( " / XP-2 " );
		} elseif ( $lines[20] == '3') {
			print( " / XP-1 / XP-2 " );
		}
		print( "[/i]

\n" );
		
		print( "<u>Level Range:</u> <i class='r'>$lines[7][/i] - <i class='r'>$lines[8][/i]
\n" );
		
		print( "<u>Player vs. Player:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[9] == "NONE" ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>" );
		} elseif ( $lines[9] == "FULL" ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>" );
		}
		print( "$lines[9][/i]
\n" );
		
		print( "<u>Character Vault:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[19] == '1' ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>Local Vault[/i]
\n" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>Server Vault[/i]
\n" );
		}
		print( "<u>Only One Party:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[12] == '1' ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>enabled[/i]
\n" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>disabled[/i]
\n" );
		}
		
		print( "<u>Player Pause:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[13] == '1' ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>enabled[/i]
\n" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>disabled[/i]
\n" );
		}
		
		print( "<u>Item Level Restrictions:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[18] == '1' ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>enabled[/i]
\n" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>disabled[/i]
\n" );
		}
		print( "<u>Enforce Legal Characters:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[17] == '1' ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>enabled[/i]
\n" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>disabled[/i]
\n" );
		}
		
		print( "<u>Password:</u> " );
		if ( $lines[10] == '0' ) {
			print( "<i class='r'>not required[/i]
\n" );
		} else {
			print( "<i class='r'>required[/i]
\n" );
		}
		
		print( "<u>Players:</u> <i class='r'>$lines[5][/i] / <i class='r'>$lines[6][/i]

\n" );
		$dlines = explode( "\n", $lines[15] );
		print( "<u>Server Description:</u>
" );
		print( "\n" );
		foreach ( $dlines as $dline ) {
			print( "$dline
\n" );
		}
		print( "\n" );
	}
}
fclose( $connect );			
?>
</center>
</body>
</html>