clienti infernali

[wallrider]

un mio amico lavorava in un call center di quelli che ti danno i numeri utili

cliente : vorrei prenotare al mare
amico : dove?
c: mmm...
a: almeno la regione
c: piemonte?
a: in piemonte non c'è il mare
c: boh, allora mi suggerisca lei
a: ...
c: ...
a: liguria?
c: liguria, ok

[fcaldera]

"che bbanda de'ggnoranti..."(*) locuzione che bisbiglio almeno 5 volte al giorno per non dire cose peggiori.



(*) cit. ciccio graziani.

[Aires]

Originariamente inviato da hfish
Client: [Changed the source in a CMS] “I changed the file name to ‘logo-blue.png’ and it didn’t change to blue. It turned into a small box with a red X in it. Have you broken it?”

Me: “…”

Questa è epica


Ma sono micidiali!

Client: “We want a no-right-click script so people, by which we mean paedophiles, can’t save pictures from our custom gallery of kids.” Me: “But the gallery has an ‘email me this picture’ form.” Client : “That’s for parents.”

[Alex'87]

Originariamente inviato da fcaldera
in quel sito diversi clienti giustificano richieste impossibili dicendo "l'ho visto fare su CSI"

[MItaly]

Please use different type faces, especially when there is more than one article on a page. It looks better in general if there is a mix of type faces.

[bubi1]

Dopo 8 anni di lavoro nel settore, non mi fanno ridere nemmeno un po'..

[Aires]

Client: “The logo looks great, but can we change the address font to Arabic? I need it for my Middle Eastern viewers.”
Me: “Actually, Arabic is a name of that font you sent me, it doesn’t actually change the words into another language. I can purchase a actual Arabic font, and figure out how to turn it into Arabic….”
Client: “So New Times Roman doesn’t change the words into Italian?”
Me: “No, Times New Roman is just a standard…”
Client: “Are you sure? Let me call you back after I check Word 2009. I have the newest version, so maybe it only does it in the newer version. I’ll give you a call back later today. Thanks.”

[mxa]

After having delivered an eCommerce site to a client, he called me on the phone, explaining that he had experienced some problems ordering products. While on the phone, I explained to him that I would do a test order to see if I could reconstruct the problem he experienced. The ordering went fine, but suddenly he says

Client: “Wow, I got an order from you here. You want that Jacuzzi? I’d suggest [some Jacuzzi name] instead!”

Me: “As I explained to you, that was a test order. I don’t want any Jacuzzi”

Client: “Well, you ordered one, now you have to pay. I’ll just take it of your invoice.”

[Petro_suse91]

Ma LOL, questa raccolta è fenomenale!

[Aires]

I was on a call with a client to show him 3 example sites he might like so I could get a sense of the style he wanted for his website.

Me: I sent you some links for your reference, do you want to talk about them?
Client: Sure, I have one of the sites already opened on my screen and I like it.
Me: Great! What do you think about the other 2 sites?
Client: Can you hold a second? I need to go grab 2 more monitors to open up the rest of the websites.