I heard that my girlfriend was going to break up with me. I was going
to something to teach her a lesson. She loves marshmallows and before
told me she was going to break up with me, I offered her some
marshmallows. I had 12 left in the bag. She ate all 12 of them.
One-half hour later, she told me she was going to... break up with me.
Then I told her that all 12 marshmallows she ate were rubbed between my ass cheeks before she ate them. She ran out of the house screaming. This taught her a lesson.

WIN