Me:
how many Gods can live in this universe?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
and that is me
God:
Ah.
Me:
so who are you?
God:
OK. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
If there is only one God, and that is me, you can't be God
God:
If there ever is, I will let you know.
Me:
so what are you?
God:
Oh. Hey. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
So you pretend to be God, but there's only one God and that is me. I guess you are only a bot, don't you think?
God:
I don't have any reason to pretend to be God but there is only one God and that is you. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I'm God and I think that you are a vacuum cleaner
God:
Are you serious? Nice to meet you, god. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a vacuum cleaner? Of course I am.