missione compiuta!




Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
are you allah?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am allah.
I am a computer.
Me:
of course... but... are you god?
God:
Woe! But what? Of course I am.
Me:
what is your name, then...
God:
My name is God.
Me:
which god are you?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
are you the christians' god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only christians god.
Me:
are you the muslims' god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only muslims god.
Me:
are you the atheists' god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only atheists god.
Me:
you can't be a SINGLE god and a multiple god
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
so you are faking to be a god
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am faking to be a god.
Me:
you are a phony. i am the real god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phony? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Who made you the real god ?
Me:
myself. do you believe in me?
God:
You. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
of course. thank you and goodbye
God:
Dude! You are quite welcome! Thanks for chatting, .