dedicata ai partenopei

Un turista sale su un tram a Napoli e inserisce il biglietto nella
timbratrice. La macchinetta fa TLAC-TLAC. L'autista si volta di scatto e grida: "CHE CAZZO È 'STU RUMMORE?"

I love you


alle bionde esterofile:

it was a really really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a drink. she went to the vending machine and when she put her money in, a can of drink came out - so she kept putting money in.
it was such a hot day, a line began forming behind her. finally a guy on the line said "will you hurry up. we're all hot and thirsty."
and the blonde said "No way, i'm still winning!!"