prova con queste modifiche:
codice:
<SCRIPT type="text/JavaScript">
<!-- Distributed by http://www.hypergurl.com
function getMessage()
{ var ar = new Array(20) ;
ar[0] = "Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster." ;
ar[1] = "2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2." ;
ar[2] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." ;
ar[3] = "Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes." ;
ar[4] = "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features." ;
ar[5] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway." ;
ar[6] = "Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression" ;
ar[7] = "The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in." ;
ar[8] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." ;
ar[9] = "BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding" ;
ar[10] = "BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!" ;
ar[11] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." ;
ar[12] = "Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..." ;
ar[13] = "Every solution breeds new problems." ;
ar[14] = "As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing." ;
ar[15] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning." ;
ar[16] = "Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS..." ;
ar[17] = "All computers wait at the same speed." ;
ar[18] = "DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors." ;
ar[19] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." ;
var now = new Date();
var sec = now.getSeconds();
document.getElementById('livello').innerHTML="" + ar[sec % 20] + "";
}
// -->
</SCRIPT>
da usare cosi':
codice:
<body onload="getMessage();">
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codice:
<table class="tableborder" width=100% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td class=maintitle>Quote of the Day</td></tr><tr>
<td class=row2 style="padding: 10px;">
<div id="livello"></div>
</td></tr></table>
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