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EricFlat
10-08-2007, 12:02
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a Barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says

"Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a Professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional Wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

:biifu:

whitefox
10-08-2007, 12:04
:D

kalosjo
10-08-2007, 12:05
L'ho tradotta su google, parla di tecnologia e preti, vero?
:dottò:

EricFlat
10-08-2007, 12:06
Originariamente inviato da kalosjo
L'ho tradotta su google, parla di tecnologia e preti, vero?
:dottò:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oDobyc_Uxtg

:incupito:

kalosjo
10-08-2007, 12:11
Scherzavo..... :D

EricFlat
10-08-2007, 12:12
Ah ecco :mame:

carlos primero
10-08-2007, 12:15
:biifu:

--LO--
10-08-2007, 12:17
carina :D

rebelia
10-08-2007, 12:20
:biifu:

JackBabylon
10-08-2007, 12:28
Guarda in quante ridono facendo finta di averla capita :D

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