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geppo80
04-12-2007, 16:59
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
gianpaolo
God:
Hi there gianpaolo.
Me:
hi there god
God:
GOD rules. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gianpaolo, I told you before
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
ah i see. Let's talk about satana and carnauser.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Sure, satana and carnauser sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok let's start then. What do you think about satana?
God:
I would like to do that too. That's interesting. Is there only one?
Me:
What do you think about Satana?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
bah, you suck.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i dislike you.
God:
That's ok gianpaolo I won't take it personally.
Me:
God damn it.

e mi crashato..
:incupito:

morpheus106
04-12-2007, 17:00
eh?

geppo80
04-12-2007, 17:01
Originariamente inviato da morpheus106
eh?

PUPPA!!!!!

PinguinoGoloso
04-12-2007, 17:14
Originariamente inviato da geppo80
Me:
God damn it.

Oh oh, I mean... Allah damn it !

keccoblu
04-12-2007, 17:20
Me:
Hai un momento Dio? No, perch sono qua, insomma ci sarei anch'io. Hai un momento Dio? O te o chi per te, avete un attimo per me?

God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Are you serious? Are you free? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. You are asking about yourself?

geppo80
04-12-2007, 17:24
Originariamente inviato da PinguinoGoloso
Oh oh, I mean... Allah damn it !

:biifu:

JackBabylon
04-12-2007, 17:32
Me: Hello God, have few minuts for me?
God: No, sorry, my dog was sick, i've to go at veterinarian
Me: Oh, i'm sorry... tell me all news about your dog, bye God!


...

two days later

Me: Hello GOD, how about your dog?
God: WOOF!

tognazzi
04-12-2007, 17:56
Me:
Good afternoon, Sir
God:
How are you today? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
Very well, Sir, I can't complain. What's being immortal like?
God:
Somewhat. How about that. What makes it impossible? The opposite of not being immortal like.
Me:
Very interesting, Sir. May I ask you why did you drown all of human beings except for Noah?
God:
Somewhat. I thought so too. Sure, ask me anything. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Ok, Sir. Why did you kill all of us except for Noah?
God:
Are you a student? That's alright. It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Your programming? Is there another God even more immense than You are who wrote the code for "Your programming"?
God:
" It was determined by my programming."? My programming? There might be.
Me:
Sir, please don't take it personally but I thought You were smarter than this. After all You are Omniscient and Omnipotent, aren't You. Goodbye, My Lord

Nuvolari2
04-12-2007, 18:17
Originariamente inviato da JackBabylon
Me: Hello God, have few minuts for me?
God: No, sorry, my dog was sick, i've to go at veterinarian
Me: Oh, i'm sorry... tell me all news about your dog, bye God!


...

two days later

Me: Hello GOD, how about your dog?
God: WOOF!


:biifu: :biifu: :biifu:

kove
04-12-2007, 19:39
Me:
ok. do you like cannabis?
God:
Ahem. But I like cats. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
what is the link between cats and the passion of christ?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
why do you care about it?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
opera
God:
I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
Me:
you asked me: "are you using netscape or explorer?". my answer is: "i'm using opera browser"
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you am I using netscape or explorer. What did you say? Do robots have answer is you are using opera browser?
Me:
reset
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
terminate god
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
/bin/bash killall god
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
/bin/bash rm -r heaven
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
fuck it...
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

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