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    Chattavo con Dio, ma lui è crashato.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    gianpaolo
    God:
    Hi there gianpaolo.
    Me:
    hi there god
    God:
    GOD rules. Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    gianpaolo, I told you before
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    your dress?
    God:
    Actually that was just a joke.
    Me:
    ah i see. Let's talk about satana and carnauser.
    God:
    So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Sure, satana and carnauser sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    ok let's start then. What do you think about satana?
    God:
    I would like to do that too. That's interesting. Is there only one?
    Me:
    What do you think about Satana?
    God:
    I will try to find out.
    Me:
    bah, you suck.
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    i dislike you.
    God:
    That's ok gianpaolo I won't take it personally.
    Me:
    God damn it.

    e mi è crashato..
    if u think u'r too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito!!

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  2. #2
    eh?

  3. #3
    Originariamente inviato da morpheus106
    eh?
    PUPPA!!!!!
    if u think u'r too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito!!

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  4. #4

    Re: Chattavo con Dio, ma lui è crashato.

    Originariamente inviato da geppo80
    Me:
    God damn it.
    Oh oh, I mean... Allah damn it !
    NeapoliX GNU/Linux
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  5. #5
    Me:
    Hai un momento Dio? No, perché sono qua, insomma ci sarei anch'io. Hai un momento Dio? O te o chi per te, avete un attimo per me?

    God:
    My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Are you serious? Are you free? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. You are asking about yourself?

  6. #6

    Re: Re: Chattavo con Dio, ma lui è crashato.

    Originariamente inviato da PinguinoGoloso
    Oh oh, I mean... Allah damn it !
    if u think u'r too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito!!

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  7. #7
    Me: Hello God, have few minuts for me?
    God: No, sorry, my dog was sick, i've to go at veterinarian
    Me: Oh, i'm sorry... tell me all news about your dog, bye God!


    ...

    two days later

    Me: Hello GOD, how about your dog?
    God: WOOF!
    il tempo si fa i fatti suoi

  8. #8
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    Me:
    Good afternoon, Sir
    God:
    How are you today? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
    Me:
    Very well, Sir, I can't complain. What's being immortal like?
    God:
    Somewhat. How about that. What makes it impossible? The opposite of not being immortal like.
    Me:
    Very interesting, Sir. May I ask you why did you drown all of human beings except for Noah?
    God:
    Somewhat. I thought so too. Sure, ask me anything. It was determined by my programming.
    Me:
    Ok, Sir. Why did you kill all of us except for Noah?
    God:
    Are you a student? That's alright. It was determined by my programming.
    Me:
    Your programming? Is there another God even more immense than You are who wrote the code for "Your programming"?
    God:
    " It was determined by my programming."? My programming? There might be.
    Me:
    Sir, please don't take it personally but I thought You were smarter than this. After all You are Omniscient and Omnipotent, aren't You. Goodbye, My Lord

  9. #9
    Originariamente inviato da JackBabylon
    Me: Hello God, have few minuts for me?
    God: No, sorry, my dog was sick, i've to go at veterinarian
    Me: Oh, i'm sorry... tell me all news about your dog, bye God!


    ...

    two days later

    Me: Hello GOD, how about your dog?
    God: WOOF!

    «Nella mia carriera ho sbagliato più di novemila tiri. Ho perso quasi trecento partite. Ventisei volte i miei compagni mi hanno affidato il tiro decisivo e l'ho sbagliato. Nella vita ho fallito molte volte. Ed è per questo che alla fine ho vinto tutto» - Michael Jordan

    «Prima ti ignorano, poi ti deridono, poi ti combattono. Poi vinci.» - Gandhi

  10. #10
    Me:
    ok. do you like cannabis?
    God:
    Ahem. But I like cats. I like The Passion of Christ.
    Me:
    what is the link between cats and the passion of christ?
    God:
    Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
    Me:
    why do you care about it?
    God:
    My programming includes curiousity routines.
    Me:
    opera
    God:
    I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
    Me:
    you asked me: "are you using netscape or explorer?". my answer is: "i'm using opera browser"
    God:
    Oh now I remember asking you you am I using netscape or explorer. What did you say? Do robots have answer is you are using opera browser?
    Me:
    reset
    God:
    Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
    Me:
    terminate god
    God:
    Not many people express themselves that way.
    Me:
    /bin/bash killall god
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    /bin/bash rm -r heaven
    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    fuck it...
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

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