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- When Chuck Norris is in a really tough jam he asks himself, “What would Barack Obama do?”
- Barack Obama is so cool, he'll single-handedly reverse global warming.
- Most people's shit doesn't smell better than anyone else's. Barack Obama's does.
- Every time Barack Obama smiles, a corporate lobbyist gets indicted.
- Barack Obama eats cornflakes with a side of magic for breakfast.
- Barack Obama is twice the flavor with half the calories.
- Barack Obama has the ghosts of JFK, Ghandi, and Jesus on Ouija-board speed-dial.
- Barack Obama warms in the winter and stays cool in the summer.
- Rush Limbaugh secretly has the “Yes We Can” video favorited on his YouTube account.
- Your dog likes Barack Obama better than you.
- Your mom likes Barack Obama better than you.
- You like Barack Obama better than you.
- When he's president Barack Obama will make it illegal for people to talk at the cinema.
- Barack Obama guides ships to safety on dark and stormy nights.
- The Force is with Barack Obama.