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  • When Chuck Norris is in a really tough jam he asks himself, “What would Barack Obama do?”
  • Barack Obama is so cool, he'll single-handedly reverse global warming.
  • Most people's shit doesn't smell better than anyone else's. Barack Obama's does.
  • Every time Barack Obama smiles, a corporate lobbyist gets indicted.
  • Barack Obama eats cornflakes with a side of magic for breakfast.
  • Barack Obama is twice the flavor with half the calories.
  • Barack Obama has the ghosts of JFK, Ghandi, and Jesus on Ouija-board speed-dial.
  • Barack Obama warms in the winter and stays cool in the summer.
  • Rush Limbaugh secretly has the “Yes We Can” video favorited on his YouTube account.
  • Your dog likes Barack Obama better than you.
  • Your mom likes Barack Obama better than you.
  • You like Barack Obama better than you.
  • When he's president Barack Obama will make it illegal for people to talk at the cinema.
  • Barack Obama guides ships to safety on dark and stormy nights.
  • The Force is with Barack Obama.