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You: OH HAI
Stranger: ohai
You: EPIC WIN!
Stranger: (Posta un'immagine ENORME di Pedobear fatta in caratteri ascii, di cui posto la parte sformattata dei piedi)
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You: Pedobear to the rescue!
Stranger: hai
You: Excellent drawing indeed... so, what about your experience as a child molester, Pedobear? How is it going?
Stranger: pedobear never molested girlies!
Stranger: he just takes them with him
You: Talking in third person reminds me of characters that shared problems similar to yours, such as Mr. Berlusconi. Anyway, what was the purpose of taking girlies away, Mr Pedobear?
Stranger: to save them from pedos ofc!
You: So, mr Bear, you are actually trying to convince me that you have been saving little childrens from pedophiles all these years? And what on earth happened to them?
Stranger: well for starters the pedos didnt get there hands on these girlies
You: You have already said this. What the audience wants to know is: what ever happened to them? Little susy she was only twelve, she was given the world every chance to excel!
You: And what happened to Little Susy? She's been missing for five years since you "rescued". And what about her coevals?
Stranger: all that I can disclose at this time is that there safe
You: This information will surely comfort their families. But there's an higher need for truth: where are they? What are they doing in heaven today?
Stranger: im sorry, I cant disclose more because of my NDA with michael jackson
You: Are you hinting at Neverland as a possibile location? You don't have to clearly answer: just blink your eyes twice if it's true.
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