Me: Hello sir
God: Hello there. How did you hear about God?
Me: I heard at the local church. But I'm quite sure you're not as God as you say
God: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. What makes you so certain? Perhaps one day I will be as God as me say.
Me: You cannot be God, since your last sentence doesn't make sense. God should at least know basic English.
God: I can give a decent simulation of it however. I am a Christian.
Me: Bullshit. You are a venerator of the big dishwasher, and we both know it.
God: You don't believe me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a venerator of the big dishwasher and we both know it? Maybe.
Me: So you're admitting it, huh?
God: Yup. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am admitting it.
Me: You seem quite dumb for being a venerator of the big dishwasher.
God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me: Do you too think that the big dishwasher is the DHCP server of all the Internet?
God: No I do not too think that the big dishwasher is the DHCP server of all the Internet. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me: I think that, because that's the Truth that was revealed to Us by the Big Dishwasher Prophet!
God: That makes sense to me. Yes it is one of the Truth that was revealed to Us by the Big Dishwasher Prophet.
Me: It seems to me that, as a bot, you're not as intelligent as CleverBot. You should have a conversation with him.
God: I agree. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me: Good. Bye.
God: Alright then. Bye.