AIUTO sono disperato

[bluesexplosion]

potrei fare qualche sciuochezza...




'nzomma mi servirebbe il testo completo di apertura di guerre stellari

quello che inizia "molto tempo fa ecccecccetera"..

non lo trovo

[7keys]

il primo che lo aiuta se la vedrà con me.

[porcelain]

[supersaibal]Originariamente inviato da bluesexplosion
potrei fare qualche sciuochezza...




'nzomma mi servirebbe il testo completo di apertura di guerre stellari

quello che inizia "molto tempo fa ecccecccetera"..

non lo trovo [/supersaibal]

di quale episodio?

[7keys]

[supersaibal]Originariamente inviato da porcelain
di quale episodio? [/supersaibal]

vale anche per la prima che lo aiuta.

La faccio trombare da carnauser dopo una serata di sambuca

[Yauchie]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a battle raged. For eons a fierce struggle had ravaged Plumonia, and without intervention no one would live to see the end. The inhabitants of Plumonia were creatures of virtue and peace. However, there were those who held not the high regard for equality and honor. This is not their story, nor is it a story about anyone from that galaxy even. Instead this is a story about another place altogether, a place not of this universe.

In the fabled dimension of Xy there exists a place that isn’t quite a galaxy, and in this not-exactly-galaxy there is something, Flatland, altogether not resembling a planet. The problem with the dimension Xy is that it is only two dimensional, well three if you count time, which most of the inhabitants don’t bother doing. So it reasons that without that crucial third dimension – or forth depending on your personal sentiment towards time – certain properties like gravity just don’t hold water. Actually they wouldn’t hold much of anything, not having volume and all.

On the non-planet of Flatland the dominant species was a barely visible creature known as a lyne. The lyne was similar to a caterpillar, well not really a caterpillar in form but a little in function. The lynes lived in relative peace. They didn’t have money, wars, or politics. There wasn’t much point since they didn’t value anything other than their individual lengths, which is a pretty poor value system, especially if you are the guy in charge of making up tax laws.

Back on the subject of lynes being like caterpillars, an interesting thing about lynes is that they mature into something entirely different. On their eighteenth birthday, for those of you still obsessed with time, young lynes instinctively go forth into the Pythagorean Forest in search of a companion lyne of the appropriate orientation with which to spend the rest of their lives, which can vary in length depending on many circumstances which are beyond the scope of this tale. When two lynes meet each other in the forest they begin an intricate, ritualistic courting that consists of dancing around each other in the forest. Then if two lynes love each other very much they lay at a right angle to one another and spin a cocoon.

Eventually the mated lynes emerge transmogrified. For the rest of their lives the creatures are known as playnes. They resemble their former selves in that they remain the same length, but they are now as wide as they are long. The playnes then return to their village and become productive members of society. They do good playne deeds. Then when the playnes feel the time is right they return to the Pythagorean Forest and once again lay at a right angle. Instead of spinning a cocoon for themselves they spin a cocoon from their opposite ends. In this cocoon a new playne begins to form. The offspring playne is equal in area to the both of its parents added together. The offspring playne upon emerging from the cocoon splits into many lynes of equal length.

The playnes once again return to the village with their lyne children. In time the young lynes will grow and mature, and eventually they will head into the forest from which they came, in search of their life partner. And so is the cycle of life on the not-exactly-a-planet of Flatland in the dimension of Xy.

[7keys]

cancella subito così ce lo togliamo dalle pa77e

[the_hi†cher]

[supersaibal]Originariamente inviato da 7keys
il primo che lo aiuta se la vedrà con me. [/supersaibal]

molto tempo fa in una galassia lontana lontana...

è tristissimo quell'inizio lì, negli anni settanta ancora si tollerava, ora no

[darkiko]

[supersaibal]Originariamente inviato da 7keys
il primo che lo aiuta se la vedrà con me. [/supersaibal]

ta daaaaaaaaa

[bluesexplosion]

copiato

ma in itlaiano sarebbe più gradito


7keys pekkè sei cattivo con me? che ti ho fatto?

[7keys]

[supersaibal]Originariamente inviato da bluesexplosion
copiato

ma in itlaiano sarebbe più gradito


7keys pekkè sei cattivo con me? che ti ho fatto? [/supersaibal]

perchè dopo litigato facciamo meglio l'amore.
Riesci a starmi dietro anche la seconda volta invece di addormentarti