Stranger: moi
You: le souris est sur la taaaable!
You: la ssaaange est sur la branche
You: le chat est sur la sieeege
You: non?
Stranger: minä en ymmärrä franche
You: Uh... what? No really, I'm an Italian guy who speaks english

You: Pleased to meet you
Stranger: haha funny dude
Stranger: =D
You: Quoi? Je ne parle anglais pas, je conneux soulement deux phrase: "Uh... what? No really, I'm an Italian guy who speaks english

" et "Pleased to meet you"
You: No really, I'm an Italian guy speaking english.
You: O forse no.
You: Je ne sais pas!
Stranger: oooouukkei
Your conversational partner has disconnected.